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The Official Fiancee and Dude Mommy Agreement of Eternal Love, Laughter, and Shared Netflix Passwords

This agreement, made on this day, [insert date], between [Your Name] ("The Fiancé") and [Fiancé’s Name] ("The Other Fiancé"), collectively known as "The Fiancees," outlines the legally binding yet totally fun and lighthearted terms of engagement that shall govern your relationship until the end of time (or until one of you loses the TV remote).

1. Commitment to Love and Respect

• Both parties agree to love each other unconditionally, even during the following conditions:

  • When one person eats the last slice of pizza without asking.

  • When one person leaves socks on the living room floor.

  • When one person fails to put the toilet seat down or up (depending on the agreed-upon preference).

2. Shared TV Time

• Both parties agree to watch an equal amount of "Your Favorite Show" and "My Favorite Show," with no complaints or grumbling.

• If one party makes a reference to a show without the other having seen it yet, the referenced party shall be entitled to one (1) free pass to yell “SPOILER ALERT” at the other party.

3. The Snack Clause

• Both parties agree to share all snacks and treats unless specified in advance with a clearly marked note, written in capital letters, saying “DON’T TOUCH MY STUFF.”

• The party that eats the last of a shared snack must replace it within 24 hours unless deemed “unreasonably impossible” (as determined by mutual consent after 30 minutes of intense discussion).

4. Personal Space Agreement

• If one party declares “I need some space,” the other party shall respect that space by offering 15 minutes of uninterrupted time in solitude (unless it’s an emergency, in which case a romantic gesture is required to apologize for the interruption).

• Any argument lasting longer than 5 minutes must be resolved by at least one party delivering an unsolicited and overly dramatic apology, or by a strategically timed compliment.

5. Petty Disagreements

• Any disagreement lasting longer than 24 hours shall be resolved by a pizza delivery or a sweet gesture (flowers, chocolates, or a surprise dance performance).

• If the disagreement involves an important decision (like which restaurant to go to), the first party to "accidentally" knock over a glass of water wins.

6. The Ultimate Truth-Telling Clause

• Both parties agree to reveal all truth in a timely manner, especially when it involves the following subjects:

  • Who ate the last cookie.

  • Where the hidden stash of candy is located.

  • The reason one party decided to buy that unnecessary item that they don’t really need but totally wanted.

7. Mutual Support and Encouragement

• Both parties shall support each other in all endeavors, whether they involve career aspirations, personal growth, or convincing the other that watching yet another season of that one show is a good idea.

• In case of unexpected trials, both parties agree to laugh together, even if it’s awkward, uncomfortable, or at the expense of the other party’s new hairstyle.

8. Breakup Clause

• In the unlikely event of a breakup, both parties agree to:

  • Return none of the shared items, including but not limited to: stuffed animals, favorite books, and the questionable shirt that has been ‘borrowed’ for too long.

  • Remain amicable and continue to be friends, as long as one party agrees to let the other win in Monopoly forever.

9. Final Acknowledgement

• This contract is legally binding only in the imagination of the parties involved and can be overridden by surprise gifts, spontaneous adventures, and the occasional "I love you" note.

• Both parties agree that despite the humorous nature of this contract, they will work together to make their relationship full of joy, laughter, and the occasional quirky dance move.

Signed:

[Your Name] – The Fiancé [Fiancé's Name] – The Other Fiancé

Date: ________________________ Date: ________________________